While we're renaming things...

It's honestly so wild to live in a post-meaning world. Words are just frivolous, how they're used so vague and broad, that we no longer have a shared, fact-based reality. We live in a mad, mad world.
- Thats what a commi fashist antifashist woke libtard hatespeech retard untrustworthy government imigrant workless loafer that steals our jobs would say.
- Literally.

If we're just renaming things, I wanna rename Mar-a-lago to "Nuclear Waste Dump Site #1".
- Already a huge toxic threat there so the name is apt

shut up, brand
- People are joking now, but the long term goal of Neoliberals will be states being auctioned off to the highest bidder.
  First it will just be sponsorship with the name. Then it will be a mandatory consultation for every law in the making. Then it will be a right to veto a number of laws every year. Then it will be the right to approve or reject candidates in every election held in the state.
- This is the most reasonable reaction I've ever read. I shall adopt this reaction.
- Eh, I'll let some PR intern talk shit.

I'm sorry, but nothing can beat this: https://www.congress.gov/bill/119th-congress/house-bill/1161/text?s=1&r=3
- yeah you can't satirize the republicans. they're more ridiculous than whatever funny skit you can come up with.
  that's partly why people didn't like Don't Look Up that much. it was supposed to be a ridiculous caricature of the way people tend to avoid uncomfortable truths like climate change. ended up being so similar to the real thing people thought it was too on the nose and obvious. the real world caught up and surpassed the satire.

In tonights top headline, MoonPieTown man gets eaten by alligator while trying to retrieve dropped bath salts.....

While we're speaking of moons, can we rename the moo? I can see it from America, so technically it's ours to name.
Edit: I suppose we can rename Mom too.
- Yes, we can all see your mom, even though we wish we couldn't.