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2d ago

Tough question

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Nft son.
Still has a chance for success in the future. Believes in controlling his own fate. Is tech oriented. Can still lift heavy objects. I can call him "lil-bruh".

I don't want children, especially in a world that's getting worse every day. And NFTs pretty much sum up many of the causes that have led us to this situation.
So I'd choose an astrology daughter without hesitation.

Astrology daughter;
+less money lost to scams
+less likely to engage with bro culture
-more likely to engage with crystals, vibrations, homeopathy, etc..
+less cringe
- Much more likely astrology daughter is engaging with crystals and vibrations from a more spiritual sense without zealotry, and purely for the joy it brings them. Homeopathy probably because western medicine is a miserable experience for women...
  So yeah, those aren't exactly red flags at first glance.
  NFTs however... Don't ever talk to me again.

Astrology daughter. NFT son will be bankrupt in your basement, no matter what. Astrology daughter might marry a rich guy.
- Only if he's not a Taurus. No amount of money can get Mercury back in alignment.
  
  But the Taurus was sold under the Ford brand. The Mercury version was called the Sable.
- And if she doesn't, she hopefully tries to be a kind person and sell pretty gems.
  
  And if not, it's saturns fault that she's an insufferable cunt

Astrology daughter won’t try and destabilize the world with star charts
- https://nypost.com/article/ronald-reagans-wife-nancy-astrologer-joan-quigley/
  Murdoch rag, but
  
  It’s always a fucking Reagan. FUCK

Both equally insufferable, but NFT son is more consequentially risky.
- If you believe in something like astrology, chances are high that you also get scammed by nft

Both are recoverable but the astrology daughter is much cheaper to handle. Tarot, crystals, and star charts don't eat retirement funds.
Daughter with a Psychic, much tougher call.
- How about daughter who is a psychic?
  
  Buy nfts
  
  Psychiatry is expensive yeah.

Child neglect is probably the cause
- Preach!

Astrology daughter. Nft son is stupid, and probably a jackass. Astrology daughter likely has her heart in the right place and just thinks it's a fun little thing.
- Astrology daughter might have her heart in the right place but she's still stupid, and her prejudiced woo-woo beliefs are going to end up hurting people and society.
  
  Chill down! You sound almost like a Taurus!
  
  Sure
  But compared to an nft son, a lot less.
  
  Astrology is literally older than the Assyrian Empire, that grift is eternal.
- I wish I could see NFT's as just a fun little thing tbh. But nft sons have ruined that.

100% an astrology daughter. like a third of everybody believe in astrology anyway, so she'll receive plenty of support from her peers.
nft son is just going to... I mean, that doesn't end well.
- You ruined my day by reminding me that a third of people believe in astrology
  
  Yup.
- There's a path from nft son to incel that's scary. Astrology daughter easy.
  
  Yeah I'd rather not have allergy-denying magical thinkers poisoning me with peanuts
- a third of everyone
  I hope not. I don't want to see the data. Just this once, lie to me if you have to.
  But still astrology daughter. Nft son is ... I don't want to have my money stolen to gamble in a scam casino. I intend to be able to send my astrology daughter to university and if my nft son does what nft sons do, I can't.
  
  Yes, around a third, or to be more precise everyone born between May and August.
  
  It’s 70% of the US, would explain a lot
- Right?! As long as it's not the Nazi version of astrology
  
  Well there is the Nazi version of nft sons... So... I guess even then... I guess... I take the Nazi astrology daughter... And then I blame myself for being a bad parent who failed to teach them properly morals.
- I think what time of year you are born may have some affect on your personality at least.
  
  It doesn't

astrology son and nft daughter
- astrology nft or son daughter?
  
  Definitely son daughter.

Neither

Nft, i can laugh as crashes his savings again and again

Regardless, that's my child. Not line they Luigi'd a billionaire.
- Disowning is valid

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