Splash damage annoying af

Got oil burns while frying fish. I was wearing a thin tank top at the time. 10/10 don't recommend. Splash damage suuuuuucks

LPT: Put a few spoons of water in the pan before you start to mitigate this.

Skin heals, but grease stains might never wash out.

If I had pecks like the guy in the picture I'd work in a smelting plant shirtless just to show off.

Thanks for reminding me of this format. Gave me an idea for tenforward for the near future.

I'll let my kids make their own mistakes to learn from. Except for never frying bacon topless, that shit I'm teaching them early.

That’s why always microwave it! -my soggy ass

I like to live dangerously

Same principle of going in for the belly rub on my cat.

The risk is worth the reward

little treat for french speaking folks

or the raw bacon might fall on your peanits and you might have to make a post on 4chan

I can hear Jeremy Soule’s melodic music playing over this static image.