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The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world

3d ago

It's coming

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Mushrooms are just the fruiting body of the mycelium network. What we have here is someone cutting a dick off and having it pilot a Gundam.
- You do have a wonderful way with words!
- It's a meme pic, so I'm just wildly gesticulating and making giant assumptions here: I doubt it's the "mushroom" fruiting body that's doing anything in this research. It's almost certainly the mycelium or we're dealing with something like slime molds or yeast which don't produce mushrooms at all.
  Yes I made this comment without reading the rest of the thread or hunting down the story. Sue me.
  
  Yeah the reality is they essentially used mycelium as nerve fibers, but I was riffing on the headline. There was also certainly no learning going on. https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/scirobotics.adk8019
- Juffo-Wup is the power of life... hot warmth in the cold Void. It flows through all things, binding them together, making them one. You are Non-Juffo-Wup, you cannot understand.

I mean, it wouldn't be the first time a fungus used the body of something else to get to where it needs to go.

It's all fun and games until we're overrun by cybernetic goombas.

Mushroom Robot Army vs OpenAI Robot Army... whose side are you on?
- I, for one, welcome our new fungus overlords.
  
  A mushroom overlord sounds like a fungi
- Humans lose anyway.
  
  Glory to the human-mushroom-hybrids.
- Mushroom Intelligence vs AI vs Humanity is the RTS I didn’t know I wanted
- Ngl, it would be good to have 40k orc army (fungi-infected super soldiers) on our side. That is, if siding with orc is ever possible.

Anyone got the DOI? I promise I won’t build a small swarm of wheeled mushrooms.
[edit]: Found it! https://doi.org/10.1126/scirobotics.adk8019
- But you didn't promise anything about arachnic legs!

How long until we can play doom on mushrooms?
- I can play doom on mushrooms any time I want
- How long until mushrooms can play doom on people?
  
  Right now. On you for ignoring that it started happening before we existed.
- You can play it on gut bacteria, so it seems possible.
- How long until mushrooms can play Doom?

Wait until they give mushrooms the ability to talk and they call us ugly meatbags and future soil.
- My shroom trip vision made me believe that we are just a seed to spread spores and how that is why humankind loves exploring and burying each other in the ground. I also went into the afterlife where my mind connected to the underground network of mycelium and I could see all past memories of people that died and were connected. Before the vision though was the worst experience ever and I won't do it again
  
  Wow! Very interesting experience I bet! After such an event, I am sure that your outlook on life (and death) changes quite a bit.
- Is it strange that I'm less concerned about mushrooms being able to talk than I am about mushrooms being able to see us?

Making the dystopia less boring one step at a time.

Cool, it can run for US President next if that’s still a thing.
- Aroo!
- Actually, mycellium is probably very highly inteligent, if big enough, so it would probably be either great or terrible for humans.
- Well, the current president already has a mushroom dick

A fungus among us, how novel
- I bet he's a fungi.
  
  At least a good spore to hang out with

[Mushroom global hive-mind] : "Good, good. It's all going according to plan"

Cue the Jurassic Park quote we all know, but for some reason is constantly ignored.

There's something heartwarming about using the human ability to use technology to overcome limitations to help another species.
- Thats basically the premise of the Uplift series by David Brin

What was that 70s movie?
Night of triffels? Or something?
- Night of truffles will be the parody version
  
  Getting revenge on those pigs for digging up their cousins.
- The Day of the Triffids (Wiki link)

Let's just hope that that fungus won't start worshipping Gork and Mork any time soon.
- Too late!

“Trust the Fungus.” –Luigi

Anyone who has seen mushrooms grow and multiply knows this is some next level scary shit

So, this is real. Very cool.

Think of the neat new ways techbros are going to be able to fuck us in 20 years.

Well, there’s no easy way to introduce this, so I’ll just get to it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uWNAX2DlmTI&pp=ygUdYXR0YWNrIG9mIHRoZSBtdXNocm9vbSBwZW9wbGU%3D
- MATANGO!

Would anybody like some toast?

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me...

Vangers 2.0

This wasn't the type of GYO adaptation I was expecting...

Yet another scary mushroom dick.

Neat.

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