2w ago

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying

theonion.com Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying

AUSTIN, TX—A star who has experienced a meteoric rise in right-wing circles, 28-year-old conservative phenom Mason Finley is known solely for wearing a Nazi armband and crying, sources confirmed Tuesday. “Finley amassed millions of conservative viewers on his Discord channel, where the up-and-coming...

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2w ago

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying

theonion.com /rising-conservative-star-just-guy-wearing-nazi-armband-1849855062/

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I thought the onion was a parody news source?
- It is, the problem is reality is now also parody.
  
  Hey idk why but I can't respond to your DM. Thanks for the heads up. I still don't know where to see that information or why I can't respond to you.

How come The Onion is never on Reddit's front page?
- Because reddit is just a bunch of bots in a trenchcoat.
- Because Reddit would unironically support that man if it were financially beneficial to do so.
- Wait really? Its been so long since I've been on reddit. If this is true, then it is truly a dying husk

The fascist cries out in pain as he strikes you, and also claims that that's actually what his victims are doing.
- "Look what you made me do! I'm actually the victim here!"
  
  "I JUST WANTED TO BE LEFT THE FUCK ALONE" REFUSES to leave anyone else the fuck alone

Oh, didn't realize it was theonion.

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