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Trump Media shares soar 25% as ex-president says 'I'm not selling'
  • I heard starting 9/19 hes allowed to sell. so, yeah, hes selling

  • As perfect as this is, there is still room for some puns
  • Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to CyberTruck.

    Caution: CyberTruck may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

    CyberTruck contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

    Do not use CyberTruck on concrete.

    Discontinue use of CyberTruck if any of the following occurs: itching; vertigo; dizziness; tingling in extremities; loss of balance coordination; slurred speech temporary blindness; profuse sweating or heart palpitations.

    If CyberTruck begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

    CyberTruck may stick to certain types of skin.

    When not in use, CyberTruck should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of CyberTruck, Elon Musk, and its parent company, Tesla, of any and all liability.

    Ingredients of CyberTruck include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

    Do not taunt CyberTruck.

    CyberTruck comes with a lifetime warranty.

    CyberTruck! Accept no substitutes!

  • Pick your seat, Lemmy
  • Agreed about 3, but you do have a chronic farter right behind you. seat 9 might get you the "beetlejuice handy" under a blanket

  • What is your motto?
  • "in 50yrs, who will care?"

  • MAGA fans call for boycott of Dunkin Donuts: ‘The Bud Lite treatment’
  • sounds like the name of the right wing 'grindr' app

  • Aerial comparison images of the village of Passchendaele at the beginning and end of World War 1
  • something not taught in school, but Iron Maiden taught me of Paschendale

  • Pizza French Fries (Lidl)
  • if you eat it, you're gonna have a bad time

  • Memo Reveals Trump’s Plan to Slash the Size of the G.O.P. Platform
  • what platform? they oficially havent had one since the 2020 election.

  • Coup attempt underway in Bolivia as president urges people to mobilize against it
  • if you didnt know it was a coup, you would actually think it was a normal tourist visit..

    /s

  • Military flees Bolivia government palace after coup attempt fails
  • if you didnt know it was a coup, you would actually think it was a normal tourist visit..

    /s

  • political polls
  • once. but it was so obviously a biased poll, in that they were asking very leading questions like "do you believe candidate X wants to destroy America and that candidate Y will protect the country?"... along those lines.

    My sarcasm kicked in immediately and while it was 100% obvious what answer they wanted, I just gave them the exact opposite. The person calling was getting very frustrated and would even ask me follow ups like "really? you want candidate X to destroy the country?".

    I thoroughly enjoyed myself.

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    Tim Scott on Trump Getting Booed by Libertarians: He’s So Popular!
  • no sir, i come to you with tears in my eyes , they were saying "boo-urns"

  • Name this band
  • person woman man camera tv

  • Trump falsely says Biden was ‘locked & loaded and ready to take me out’ in Mar-a-Lago search
  • but but... i thought the president has 100% total immunity even when ordering the assassination of a political rival !?

    /s

  • If we can ban trans medical procedures, why haven't we banned circumcision?
  • "Hey, there are parts of the Bible I like and parts I don't like."

  • If we can ban trans medical procedures, why haven't we banned circumcision?
  • circumcision is in the Bible, gender reassignment surgery is not. That's where they're going to hang their hats... on the invisible sky ghost.

  • Popplers Recipe
  • Top Center... is that Jrrr, of Omicron Persei 8 !?!

  • 2 November 2023
  • "Thagomizer" Thag? That guy's gonna be FAMOUS !!

  • Trump Tells Supporters ‘Don’t Worry About Voting’ On Election Night
  • 1969 - Hogan's Heroes. Col. Klink is shown a insignia button found in the woods. "it says 'us'" he says (to canned laughter)

    So only 54 years ago confirmed evidence that it had been thought of before

    https://youtu.be/clTCMZIoVMQ

  • Anon solves global warming once and for all
  • just like Daddy puts in his drink every morning.... and then he gets mad

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