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Ensign Harry Kim's tactical photon clarinet. Used for away missions in the Delta Quadrant.

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Is it time to make fun of forever-Ensign Kim? I think it's high time for a promotion in fact, or maybe even a double one?...
- Without spoilers, if you haven't seen the last season of Lower Decks, let's just say Harry being a perpetual ensign was not forgotten.
  
  No I haven't seen it yet, tho omg you are helping build some anticipation for it!:-)
- Wouldn't a double promotion be to Lieutenant? Kim is an Ensign, next is Lieutenant Junior Grade, and then full Lieutenant.
  But then again, when has voyager ever made sense? Jk.
  
  Maybe it's bc this is forever-Ensign Kim under discussion here? A double promotion for him might end up being "Ensign"! 🫠🤪🤡
  Like they add new ranks below him and then demote him to them, just to be able to "promote" him back to Ensign each time?:-)

This is the result of having too much buffer time traversing the Delta.

Pft, kids today. Benny Goodman only ever used the iron sights his clarinet came with, smh...

FB marketplace?
- No, that hasn't reached the Delta Quadrant yet. He brought it with him.
  
  Lol. Touché.
  That just seemed like something my friend would send me. She finds all kinds of r/CrackheadCraigslist things on FB marketplace and knows what I'll laugh at.

You, uh, mounted your optic backwards there, bud.

Now, can you attach that scope to the green clarinet?

2 strips of gold pressed platinum!

To annoy the everliving shit at a phaser distance!
Silly Kim, the Borg can select what to assimilate and what not.
\ And the Borg do not tolerate ensign music war crimes.
- Silly Kim, the Borg can select what to assimilate and what not.
  Except for the times they couldn't, such as In the cases of Hugh, Icheb, and Endgame's Janeway vs Borg Queen.
  Okay maybe the last one isn't fair since Janeway did have the future advantage. But the other cases showed that entire cubes were lost to this sort of attack.
  I for one fully support Kim's weaponized concerto
  
  I think what they meant is they choose to assimilate based on the information they know.
  That’s why they didn’t assimilate the Kazon (I think that’s cannon, but maybe just a meme), but they didn’t know the issues with Icheb or Future Janeway and it seemed totally safe to assimilate themZ
  
  Yes, you are right, but they claimed that (that they discard what they don't need from a new assimilation).

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