Tell YHWH to stop messing with my food

hexagrams are the bestagrams tbh

That pizza looks good enough for Jehovah!

Beat me to it. Sorry, stoned me to it.

And honestly, this might be the best way to cut a pizza.
I love the middle, crustless pieces in a square cut pie, but triangles are the best shape.
Just cut the star in half a few times, as if you were cutting a regular 6 sliced pizza and whammo. Many delicious small bites
- Okay as a Chicagoan I'm inclined to say that squares are better for thin crust and Detroit style (which is a rectangle), and pie slices are better for Chicago style. The trash is for New York style. HOWEVER. This does appear to be the optional cut for thin and similar crusts for equal distribution of smaller pieces than a pie cut.

probably just got his pentagrams mixed up with his sexagrams (don’t google that by the way)

I googled it and nothing interesting appeared
- DDG showed me nothing until i went to img search with safesearch off. then it was all just bland softcore porn
- You were warned.
Upvote for the warning
sexagrams
Isn't that just OnlyFans?

In my country they never read those. I ordered my pizza cut into pentagrams around 10 times from various places and never got anything other than standard slices.

Just like how Amazon drivers don't read the special delivery instructions I wrote and insist on calling me anyway. 🤷‍♂️
- I know a couple of Amazon drivers and their routes are so over packed they all have to cut corners, break rules and ignore safety to complete their routes on time. All of them. Of course they're not reading special instructions. It's a sweat shop.

Dude's gonna try and summon Satan, but is gonna end up getting Moses instead.

That's not a pizza, its an Israeli bomb disguised as a pizza because they suspect you of being a Hezbollah member

Fuck Israel (specifically its government) , but leaning into the myth that "Israel" and "Judaism" are the same thing only helps them.
- Its in reference to the Israeli flag, not Judaism
i think thats why they said theyre afraid

I understand the pentagram request. That pizza has pineapple on it, which is an unholy abomination and a crime against humanity.

Incorrect! It is just a pizza that somebody enjoys. Hope that helps.
- Well, I enjoy pineapple pizza very much but I also love dunking on it. 😬
Eat your damn flavourless pizza and don’t worry about what I put on mine

As a member of the International Jewish Conspiracy, I demand this pizza worker be hunted down and shot for his complicity in exposing our nefarious plans.

And if he isn't, I am going to make a scathing Hollywood biopic.

28 character limit?

Fuck that
— Pierce Brown’s dramatis personae

Is that pizza kosher at least?

IIRC meat and dairy together isn't kosher, at least in Orthodox Judaism.
- It's not kosher in any form of Judaism. Pork products aren't either.

Is this that pizzagate I've heard so much about?

It's so sad that people can't tell the two apart. Or choose not to.

How far we have fallen

Finally the Jews can have their own version of Jeezits!

Pizza Hut, not a big fan of ham or Ham?