Breathe in the past
Breathe in the past
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I have a bunch vacuum packed in my freezer. Going to make a killing on ebay one day.
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I always think about how when a plane lands and it off boards its passengers that it's also releasing air from where it came from. Probably because I'm weird.
Also, if you smell a fart, you're breathing in air from someone else's colon.
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I always love when a fly gets stuck in the car before a cross country road trip. Drive for hours and hours, maybe it doesn't escape when you get gas, and finally it exits the vehicle multiple states later. Does it blow the fly's mind? Or is it like "welp I guess I'm in Texas now"? Do the local flies judge his funny accent?
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Went on a lengthy train travel in a compartment recently: 7 retired people and me. After a few hours, you know what everyone's colon lining smells like.
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I remember a line from an ancient cracked.com article that said something like "when you fart around someone else, they now know what it smells like a foot inside of you and they're probably not happy about that."
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The moisture….
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Moist
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I had a novelty tin of 1999 air for a long time that I got when it was the millennium.
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It works for the wine industry though. (Yeah, I know, I know.)
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I have some oak-barrel aged air you should be interested in.
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Might triple in price in a few decades or so
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Looks like dry ice to keep it inflated? With all the fogginess in the bag and so
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Air with microplastics?
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Tastes freezer burned
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Pre covid air
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Did anyone else first read this as "Air Zola"? No? Just me?
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Great. Now I got that old Ricola commercial stuck in my head.
"Aiiiiir zoooolaaaa!"
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i do the same but for my farts
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