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TehBamski @lemmy.world

7mo ago

Flirting

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That is not a horn. Purple correctly identified it as a trumpet.
- It's pretty common to call all wind instruments horns in a band context, it is a trumpet but most musicians aren't going to be mad at calling it a horn. Still a bad pick up line
  
  Trumpeter here, I'd be insulted if I was called a horn. Might be regional, but that's not common here. If we're speaking about horns, it's only French horns
- A trumpet is a type of horn.
  
  Yeah, fuck paraphyletic groups!
- Could be a flügelhorn.
  
  No. Tubing and curl is wrong. It's not quite right for a trumpet either, but having 16 pixels doesn't give you much room for accuracy, I guess.
  
  Looking at the size of the cone it could be one.
This is giving me a tromboner.
“into ska”
I AM HORN.
My dumbass would’ve interpreted that as ‘I’m a trump supporter’ and definitely not gotten any action
- I would've interpreted it as "tooting", i.e. farting. No idea, how much action that warrants.
"bander" is the french verb to "have a hard on" so it's still on track in my books
- So bande dessinée is drawn porn? Actually, I've seen some French comics and it tracks.
  
  haha there are a few of those too!
  it's a word with many meanings
  bande (noun, f.): a stripe, a strip, a reel (cinema), a frequency band (FM, AM)
  bande (noun, f.): a band, a herd, a troop, a gang, a group of individuals
  bander (verb): to draw (a bow)
  bander (verb): to bandage up (a wound)
  bander (verb): to have a hard on
You've joined a Mariachi band?
"I'm horn"
- The bringer of Toot!
  
  So, a mastodon user? :)
  
  But only two. Never three.
"I'm horny" is just not something I can hear people honestly saying to someone else in my head except as a joke.
This Flight of the Conchords song did not help: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOgC8qp_I2Y
- My lyrics are bottomless......
  
  I hope they get together again one day because every song they wrote was hilarious.
- You're not used to being around people who aren't repressed, are you?
  
  What I meant was I've heard people saying it in a "I wish someone would fuck me" sort of way, just not in a flirting sort of way.
Someone's tooting their own horn.
Well, good on him or her for being a music enthusiast, but what does this have to do with flirting?
- Hi Horny, nice to meet you!
  
  Believe it or not, jail, right away.
A little bit of Monica in my life, a little bit of Erika by my side...
- Sounds like something a serial killer will sing.
"A huge ska fan. Pick it up."
A strumpet
DOOT DOOT
- Thank Mr skeltal
- Thank Mr. Skeltal.
Dude just wanted to show his horn blowing skills
should have posted this instead
Miles Davis struggled with texts
Uhhh... Loud?
With a gang

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