Wow, my favorite food is conincentally nonspecified sandwiches too! He is so relatable, he's just like regular folks like you or me!

But I was expecting to see fat Ryan Gosling... 😔

Strange woman here, anyone knows where I can buy swords in bulk, preferably with a pond thrown in? It's for... a personal project.

Sure, you got it, Lifecoach5000!

Speaking of sequels, I'm happy to announce that "Barbie 2: The Search for More Money" will continue exactly where the first movie left off,

(It's based on a true story.)

Mr. President, this website called "hecksbear dot net" kept on insisting that I was in this ridiculous movie about plastic dolls with Ryan Gosling which just sounds like a rip-off of Lars and the Real Doll.

As a fellow victim of fake news, can you clarify here once and for all that this "doll movie" that I was supposedly in never existed?

Tell me about it, it's like, every time I want to get some grilled prawns there's always someone who goes "Oi mate, where's yer Barbie license?"

I'm surprised people still write that in their work email.

Writing a long letter to friends or people you want to work with is one thing, but for routine work email it should be short and to the point, nobody has time to read an essay about wells if your job doesn't involve, well, wells.

So now Shadowheart is easily the most agreeable companion in the game since she approves of everything good or bad you do as long as it does not involve Shar or Lae'zel.

NO. FEET. PICS.

Well. There goes my business plan of selling body part flavored candles and butt coffee.

That's esteemed Academy Award nominated great dude Margot Robbie to you!

(Dude is gender neutral now)

Nothing. Literally nothing. Bad gifts are for annoying close friends, any amount of effort put into a gift for your father would imply that you care what he thinks.

It is as Jeff Goldblum said in Jurassic Park: "Life finds a way, that way is plastic, and it's not fantastic."

:(

I like Margot Robbie.

:)

but I also have no interest in watching it again.

:(

Shh... I'm astroturfing.

I'd like to think so, most of the time.

But one of the important lesson I learned is that you can't be too nice at work, you have to put your foot down sometimes, otherwise people would just walk all over you and nothing gets done.

I don't like it, but it is what it is.

Fellow lemmings, I, for one, would spend that 15 dollars on a copy of the "Barbie" movie on Blu-ray and digital, because nothing would make me happier.

just includes his signature foot shots

To be fair, those foot shots are ... as good as foot shots can be, at least.

Sigh.

At least he was nominated for an Oscar this year, unlike someone else who was also in "Barbie" :(