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Holy shit, I've accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I'm somehow only 40 years old.
163 0 ReplyThe cure was basic math
1 0 ReplyOr maybe everyone from 1998 stumbled upon the exact opposite.
40 0 ReplyLike that dyslexic fucker who wrote 1984 in 1948 I imagine.
Edit: it's not even a good joke, apparently it was 1949.. then again it wasnt funny if accurate either, oh well
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I mean it's technically not wrong. I'm 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.
13 0 ReplyI'm 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.
Born again Christian who wasn't quite done sinning after the first reset? 😛
11 0 ReplyYour poor mother... Viking horns couldn't have gone well when they had to put you back in
2 0 ReplyGood thing that viking helmets never had horns (that was the invention of Catholics literally demonizing) and i wasn't wearing one at the time anyway 😄
3 0 ReplyHot bologna, if you're telling me How To Train Your Dragon wasnt historically accurate I'm going to spit on the ground.
2 0 ReplyIn that case, I hope your crops can use the moisture 😄
1 0 ReplyI'm more dreading that's -4c outside, agh
2 0 ReplyYou and me both*! I would have gotten out of bed an hour or so ago, but it's too cold out there! 😄
*though it's slightly above 0 here
2 0 ReplyCouldn't sleep, threw off my sleep schedule this weekend but have to leave for work at 2:30am (1:42 here). I'll hate myself by 4pm for sure haha
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they would have to have had a hell of a childhood
4 0 ReplyPun intended, I hope 😁
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And what was the name of your first pet?
8 0 ReplyThe same as my mother's maiden name, hunter2
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