I don't get it. What's wrong with a Java Industrial Standard Library Object Relational Database?
8 0 ReplyI randomly got into making Uzbek food thanks to Youtube recommendations. One of their dishes is called "jiz biz", which consists of fried sheep liver, kidney, lung, heart, and intestines served over potatoes. I've never tried making it - I'm not sure whether the actual dish or the dish it sounds like to American ears would be worse.
2 1 ReplyThat sounds delicious.
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Are you sure that they didn’t mean it as “Jiz Lord”?
6 2 Reply(I think that's the joke)
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This implies the existence of jizz serfs
33 0 ReplyYou've met my ex's?
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Guess Sircumalot didn't fit
6 0 Reply95 0 Reply67 0 ReplyAn absolute classic.
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What is this supposed to be?
4 0 Reply"a new start"
But when it's coming from the world's first analyst/therapist (AKA "analrapist"), who can tell...
10 0 Reply"A new start" but with "nu" instead od new because too few letters
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You're talking about the world's foremost analrapist.
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Uuuuh...dude....?
1 0 ReplyMy name must start with a J. I can needed that boost of confidence
3 0 ReplyJizz Lord
43 6 Reply95 0 ReplyStill, I would've been disappointed if someone hadn't just typed it out. Probably woulda felt like I had to.
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And yet the DMV wouldn't let me get "CUMKING" smh
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JisLorD
Is "J" equal to "L" or "D"?
[A] J=L
[B] J=D
Algebra Class here we go again with these fucking variables.
Car must belong to a math teacher.
25 0 ReplyNah clearly it's a truth table
L | D | J = L V D 1 | 1 | 1 1 | 0 | 1 0 | 1 | 1 0 | 0 | 0
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It is right up there with ANUSTART.
16 0 Reply15 0 Replywe need a vieweaskeriverse community
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jeremiah?
no.. he was a bullfrog.
9 0 ReplyJISFROG
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Jizzlord, came 3 days after getting poled? Well hung, massive woody? I am so sorry for these awful jokes.
7 0 ReplyNailed hard, women wept for days afterward
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I haven't felt this warm and fuzzy since everone was wearing those "What Would Jordan Do?" bracelets!
Thanks guys!
4 0 Reply[Looks down the street] Everyone run, he's cumming!
3 0 ReplyCum they told me for rum a bum bum
4 0 ReplyHercule?
4 0 ReplyThat show was surprisingly good.
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