What should I do with my limited time on earth?

play disco Elysium

Kick Grass

Smoke Ass

But most of all

Be Kind kitty-cri-texas

Pick up a barely affordable hobby and never get good at it.

me yearning to sail lol

There are five million ways to kill a CEO.

i would recommend being preoccupied with the idea that it doesn't really matter what you do because that's done wonders for me so far dean-neutral

Establish communism

we did this back in 2014 remember? with the pronouns and the blue hair? you silly goose

Be gay

Do crimes

But if I’m going to be gay, I have to transition first, which seems like more than a minor inconvenience.

Already did various crimes, but what do I have to show for it?
- have to transition first
  
  Skill issue
  
  did various crimes
  
  nothing to show for it
  
  also skill issue

enjoy the indescribable inexplicable strangeness of being anything at all

despair at what capitalism has done to this world and our singular existence

flip between these two ever more rapidly

Love deeply

Fall in love. Treat that person with honor and adoration.

Join a communist party. Dedicate yourself to the work and your comrades.

Spend time in nature. Cultivate a love and understanding of the world's endless wonders.

Be the friend who sends invitations instead of waiting to receive them.

The same as the rest of us. Suffer.

But how can I monetize that?
- be a personal trainer / start a gym.

Learn to do at least one thing well

Learn to hack, learn to drone/quadcopter.

This is too close to g*ming for comfort, sorry

Have lots of seggs

yes officer, that one over there
- The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
  
  نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
I'll back this up. Being a huge slut was the best thing I did with my 20s.
- I can't relate, it's just what I dream
- i'm kind of curious, were you like one of those dude who read "the game" or did it more or less come naturally to you?

It's the sectet third thing. I can't tell you what it is though, it's secret.

At least give us a hint
- Hint: being a cop is NOT the secret thing. Hope that helps

I like to think of life as a 6.5/10 rated rail shooter with rougelike elements. Like clearly the gameplay loop needs work so I wouldn't care that much about anything that's not the other people doing multiplayer.

When you're able to choose, you should always err towards doing something and the something you choose should be what's immediately exciting to you. You should set aside time and energy for people who share your values because 99/100 of them are autobattling through their encounter with you. I wouldn't get too emotionally invested in the rougelike elements. Unless you're following a guide you're probably going to frustrate yourself trying to go infinite; you're likely choosing between a 10% boost and a 9.7% boost. And ultimately, I'd err towards dedicating myself to something as opposed to floating around even when it gets tough.