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FDA Recommends Adding Little Tabasco To That Bad Boy

theonion.com FDA Recommends Adding Little Tabasco To That Bad Boy

WASHINGTON—In an effort to ensure all Americans receive a zesty kick, the Food and Drug Administration officially recommended Tuesday adding a little Tabasco to that bad boy. “Based on years of research and dozens of clinical trials, our agency strongly advocates that citizens put a splash of Tabasc...

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