I think I am working for an arms dealer.
I think I am working for an arms dealer.
He has a shitload of guns, lives in an RV and basically just pays me to hang out drink whisky with him and do basic handyman shit. This fuckin rules
oh nice, does he sell to politically fringe forum users?
10 0 ReplyDudes rock
3 0 ReplyI think he wants to have sex with you.
13 0 ReplyThat happened to me once. Dude paid me to come to work with him, then after we finished he wanted to hang out in his man cave and drink beer. Then he wanted to have sex with me. Wasn’t that good looking, but head is head.
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Don't blow this for yourself by posting about it on fed hangout site chapo.chat
18 0 ReplyNah he's not actually an arms dealer I was just being cheeky.
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Dudes rock
13 0 ReplyShould you be posting this?
22 0 Replythey posted a few weeks ago a literal picture of them in real life, not that smart
12 0 ReplyI am highly certain that picture could not possibly identify me. Also I am not really worried about some internet weirdos recognizing me.
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Do you manage a gym for him, and are you dating a female bodybuilder who goes to said gym?
11 0 ReplyDo you suspect that your girlfriend has the ability to make herself fifty feet tall? Could this ability manifest itself in a bizarre display of magical realism at a narratively convenient moment?
7 0 ReplyDid you perhaps encourage your girlfriend to abuse steroids because you got off on how muscular she was?
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arms dealer makes it sound like he's Nic Cage in Lord of War. Nah, this guy is just American.
13 0 ReplyYeah quantify shitload, it's probably like, average American gun nut amounts of guns, which is still excessive sure, but not unusual.
9 0 ReplyI am being hyperbolic yes but this dude is the most America boomer in existence
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Currently sitting in jack in the box parking lot while I wait for him to buy us lunch while getting paid for it lol
15 0 ReplyHow do you get a gig like that?
8 0 ReplyRan into him at the grocery store and he asked me if I wanted to do some side work for 20 an hour.
I think he's just a bored boomer libertarian crank
14 0 ReplyYou are one lucky ducky
All the libertarians around here are big angry about, well, everything
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Right on!
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