This some breatharian level logic.
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How kind of you, to use that word for it.
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I could give it a pass if it's just a really poorly worded metaphor, but something tells me they are being more literal than they should be.
28 0 ReplyThis sounds like someone who's media illiterate regurgitating a metaphor.
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As someone who hasn't eaten solid food in over a year and wishes he could so badly... fuck this guy.
24 1 ReplyI was wondering how you are posting this. Thinking of you.
14 0 ReplyWe're working on it. I'm making a small amount of progress. It will take time. Thanks.
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I felt like I had a stroke reading that. so don't eat, but absorb? yo, WTF?
15 0 ReplyYou need to entertain your cells!
Unless you are a soulless minion of orthodoxy...
7 0 ReplyAnyone have any love, joy, happiness, and positivity recipes?
4 0 ReplyMix vodka and energy drink of choice 50/50. Caution may not last.
1 0 ReplyEven a fleeting moment would help. ;-)
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Pretty sure this is satire.
3 0 ReplyOh it's not. He is some fruitarian cultist. His wife is too, and advises putting clove oil in your vagina if you have a yeast infection.
15 0 ReplyHe doesn't realise that fruit is solid? And I'll put clove oil in my vag, if he puts menthol on his dick!
Just.... Why???
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