'yea boss pyrocumulonimbi clouds. yeah, threw a boulder the size of a minivan at my apartment crushing it. yeah dude the yellowstone caldera erupted ??? have you seen the volcanic lightning storm over half the continental US???? yea sorry i know you've been away dealing with your divorce.
uhh i guess i can check if the busses are running...'
This may sound like I'm making this up but I'm actually not. As I was looking up that text emoticon to copy-paste we just had an earthquake here (though I'm not actually near Yellowstone... still). The coincidence of that is slightly messing with me. Someone I used to roll my eyes at would be screaming "synchronicity!" at me right now.