Effective ban of all of Kaldheim.
2 0 ReplyI'm pretty sure no card can conjure me into existence, no matter how many or few lines of text they have… :P
3 0 ReplyFormer WotC guy here... I find this hilarious.
18 0 ReplyI'm pretty sure there's a simmer card to this in Red Dragon Inn
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Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick
25 0 ReplySome not have way.
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We need more cards like this
9 0 ReplyBalls of steel
23 0 ReplyBlow it out your ass
14 0 ReplyI'm all outta gum.
10 0 ReplyHe came here to play cards and smoke cigars, and he's on his last cigar.
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But can they affect me?
24 0 ReplySure, they just can't make you walk in motion blur, but you'll be devastated.
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Five lines? Try five words.
Fix this!
52 1 Reply14 0 ReplyIMG broken
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More than five doesn't work
2 1 ReplyTL;DR
3 0 ReplySpell: fix this. Result: this is fixed.
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This would be majorly broken in Yu-Gi-Oh
28 0 ReplyIt's only from spells and only the player itself is immune from them. I don't think this would even see play in YGO.
7 0 ReplyTL;DR and you've activated my trap card!
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Casting this would be a challenge. With no costs and no suspend keyword, you'd be basically required to cascade into it
12 0 ReplyPlus the verbiage is all wrong, it doesn't follow the template.
Cumulative upkeep {R}
You gain protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)7 0 ReplyMaybe sideboard for Living End?
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You have just beaten every single Alexander Clamilton deck
4 0 ReplyDuke Nukem for the win
4 0 ReplyWouldn't that include this card
1 2 ReplyNo in all regards. If you include name, type, and flavor text, this card is 5 lines, not more than 5.
1 0 ReplyMore than 5 lines of text?
6 0 ReplyI misread that
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