Effective ban of all of Kaldheim.
I'm pretty sure no card can conjure me into existence, no matter how many or few lines of text they have… :P
Former WotC guy here... I find this hilarious.
I'm pretty sure there's a simmer card to this in Red Dragon Inn
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick
Some not have way.
We need more cards like this
Balls of steel
Blow it out your ass
I'm all outta gum.
He came here to play cards and smoke cigars, and he's on his last cigar.
But can they affect me?
Sure, they just can't make you walk in motion blur, but you'll be devastated.
Five lines? Try five words.
Fix this!
IMG broken
More than five doesn't work
TL;DR
Spell: fix this. Result: this is fixed.
This would be majorly broken in Yu-Gi-Oh
It's only from spells and only the player itself is immune from them. I don't think this would even see play in YGO.
TL;DR and you've activated my trap card!
Casting this would be a challenge. With no costs and no suspend keyword, you'd be basically required to cascade into it
Plus the verbiage is all wrong, it doesn't follow the template.
Cumulative upkeep {R}
You gain protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)Maybe sideboard for Living End?
You have just beaten every single Alexander Clamilton deck
Duke Nukem for the win
