My dad once felt a sneeze coming while brushing teeth. He tried to suppress it and closed his mouth, resulting in a mouthful of minty toothpaste pressure-washing his nose.
He didn’t recommend this experience at all, besides the burning agony that lasted quite a while, crumbs of dry toothpaste kept falling out of his nose for like a week sporadically.
when I was a lad, I went down on a girl and I found cottage cheese and it ended up not being cottage cheese and why am I remembering this ahhhhhhhhh make it stop