I went to the library today and asked the librarian where I could find the books about paranoia

She whispered, "they're right behind you."

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The look on her face was a combination of fear and disguest. She said I'm not allowed back to the library.

Thinking this was my first visit, I asked why.

She leaned in and whispered "You know why!"
Accidentally read the punchline first. I think it made it funnier.
Ooh, I gotta remember this!
Serious chuckle.
Solid.