Is the near future going to involve "gig" work where someone that has the calipers-heeding ability to get lower prices buys things for other people, for a fee?
What do you mean in the near future? It already exists, https://welldeserved.me/. Watch the reveal video.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Surge pricing facial recognition cameras checking to see how bloodshot my eyes are to formulaically maximize the amount of money I will spend on shrimp crackers
This is the true power of automation. Without the human element it is much easier to advance a racist agenda and enact racist policies.
there was fucking wild story i saw on science twitter
(can't find it again though, maybe it was revealed to me in a dream for now level of trustworthiness), that some presenting woman image was enhanced with subtle horniness via ai upscale, so we get objectification for a price one as well**Found it
Your skull shape~ The Algorithm™ has determined that if we give you several electric shocks at random after you engage in undesirable behavior, you will be less likely to continue doing so!
If I have to sit through another whimsical, cheerful, ditsy ukulele advertisement from companies who in the end have ghoulish goals in mind I fucking swear
"Hi! We are quirky and friendly eccentric geniuses! What we're doing with your personal data is amazing and is only getting better! We're not really selling you anything here. This commercial is more like a flex because you are already our product!" 
(https://yewtu.be/watch?v=jvvDEzfalCk&pp=ygUWQ3J5c2xlciBqZWVwIGxlY2ltZ3RvbQ%3D%3D) Don't look away. This is the future. This is what we have wrought
bong badong badong bobong!
(Me haphazardly attempting a ditsy ukulele commercial type beat)
whistle whistle
waay oh oh waayoh
stock video of 27-year-olds going on a road trip, an old couple hugging each other on a patio, a kid playing with a dog
life is beautiful. life is precious. here at Bthaghlmart we believe in pouring bleach on top of unsold yet still edible food. we pay our shop staff as low as legally possible and donate millions to the Holden Bloodfeast campaign and to the War Crimes foundation. the sun rises on a new day. the world is full of wonder.
klinky klink
waaay oh waayoh
stomp clap intensifies
nostalgic cover for old song to serenade another way of dehumanizing you and picking you apart for profitable data points
"We here at
torture nexusbelieve that you're the product.
what about a bank ad that has piano tunes in it
N95s protect you from parasites and also covid.
We have used AI to make our phrenology more efficient
Racism is now more efficient and it burns down forests and dries up lakes faster than ever before. Why are you emotional about it, Luddite?
Insert head into scanner to get your total and complete your purchase!
YOU ARE IN CONGRESS! YOU NEED TO ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING! FOR FUCK'S SAKE! [Redacted]
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I sent a letter.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
If I had a super lib take and Adam quote-tweeted me I would commit sudoku
In authoritarian communist China...
surge pricing you into a shallow grave
cool stuff man i love the future
Average kroger ghoul
...so i sent them a
strongly wordedpolite and formally worded letter
I'm starting to understand what frieza went through in HFIL. Its still fuck him though. When I send him back there the only chance of release is xeno wiping out this reality.
