If I have to sit through another whimsical, cheerful, ditsy ukulele advertisement from companies who in the end have ghoulish goals in mind I fucking swear
"Hi! We are quirky and friendly eccentric geniuses! What we're doing with your personal data is amazing and is only getting better! We're not really selling you anything here. This commercial is more like a flex because you are already our product!"
stock video of 27-year-olds going on a road trip, an old couple hugging each other on a patio, a kid playing with a dog
life is beautiful. life is precious. here at Bthaghlmart we believe in pouring bleach on top of unsold yet still edible food. we pay our shop staff as low as legally possible and donate millions to the Holden Bloodfeast campaign and to the War Crimes foundation. the sun rises on a new day. the world is full of wonder.
The one I do tolerate is the soprano ad on life is too short. That was funny as hell. Someone described it as comforting to a blind man, terrifying to a deaf man. Yours just reminded me of that lmfao
With that high pitched ping ping ping sound in the background.
I'm starting to understand what frieza went through in HFIL. Its still fuck him though. When I send him back there the only chance of release is xeno wiping out this reality.