Anon tests something

Guys, please dip your balls in soy sauce or whatever if you can't help yourself but I'm quite sure that it won't work. I know that this is the green text community but still:

*Receptors on different parts of the body do different things. The taste buds on your tongue respond to whether or not food is edible—and of course, provide taste—while the taste buds on your testicles instead send signals to your body about sperm and testosterone production.

And the scrotum does not have "taste buds,” to be clear. “It’s also important to note that the taste receptors are in your testicles," adds Justin Dubin, a current Urology Resident at the University of Miami and soon to be Northwestern University fellow specializing in male infertility and sexual medicine. "When you dip your balls in food or sauces, you’re actually only exposing your scrotum to the food ... which is the skin surrounding and protecting your testicles."

In addition to your scrotal skin, you have other layers of tissue that separate your testicles from the outside world, so it is safe to say putting food or any other item on your scrotum won't get you anywhere close to direct contact with the actual testicle.

“Even if you were able to somehow put food on your actual testicle, which I recommend never trying, the taste receptors would not allow you to taste anything as they simply do not function the same way they do in your mouth and you would not experience the sensation of taste,” Dubin adds.

You probably wouldn't want to experience taste from your testicles, anyway. If this were the case, as Brahmbhatt points out, you’d constantly "taste" the smell of your scrotum and testicles—even sperm. Yuck.

“Obviously this does not happen—further dispelling the myth that has been propagated,” he says.*

-Dr. Jamin Brahmbhatt, MC, urologic and robotic surgeon.

I am not sure whether this article was solely published in Men's Health but here's the article:

https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a36751724/do-testicles-have-taste-buds/

Half-truths are the most effective troll posts.
You probably wouldn’t want to experience taste from your testicles, anyway. If this were the case, as Brahmbhatt points out, you’d constantly “taste” the smell of your scrotum and testicles—even sperm. Yuck.
Anon's mom told me that it's actually not so bad.
So the balls are constantly tasting cum? That's fucking gay, bro.
- There's nothing gayer than being a man. You always have a dick in close proximity and the only way to get off is playing with that dick. That's super gay.
Is a robotic surgeon someone who operates on robots?
- No, it's just a surgeon who lacks personality and operates with cold detachment.
- No, it's a surgeon who is trained to use robotic assistance tools to do the surgery. Can help with precision for example.
That URL haha.
- sex-women
https://academic.oup.com/molehr/article/19/6/349/1061673
^Basically says the same thing but in extreme detail.
And the scrotum does not have “taste buds,” to be clear. “It’s also important to note that the taste receptors are in your testicles,” adds Justin Dubin, a current Urology Resident at the University of Miami and soon to be Northwestern University fellow specializing in male infertility and sexual medicine. “When you dip your balls in food or sauces, you’re actually only exposing your scrotum to the food … which is the skin surrounding and protecting your testicles.”
sooo... i just need to cut it before, got it
- Inject it
Mucho texto
- Balls no taste. Taste IN balls not "on" balls. Taste not really "taste" like tongue, but rather sense how is sperm doing and tell body.

If you think that's mad, your balls can taste spice! You can test this yourself by pouring hot sauce all over your genitals.

For uncut dudes, make sure you pull the foreskin all the way back. You gotta hit that mucus membrane with some capsaicin.
ಠ_ಠ
Is that why bengay tastes like balls?
- No, his balls just tasted like bengay and you developed a learned association.

Alright, I just dipped my balls in a bowl of cordial, so you don't have to.

My sack didn't detect any sweetness, but I'm sure if someone sucked on them, then they would.

The fact I have never tasted the dreaded bowl splash dispels this myth.

Maybe your toilet water is not sweet enough
- Just get diabetes then.
- need to put more sugar in then
  3 spoonfuls is not enough
Poseidon's Kiss, a sneaky surprise for the carefree pooper
What about ballsweat?

What in the everlasting fuck kind of timeline are we in?

Jfc I thought everyone was just shitposting here but this is a real what the fuck moment
Well shit. Now I wonder if vagina lips can do the same thing. We need answers, damnit!
I love those catchy titles. It's not something like "The Molecular Basis of Taste Perception in Mammals: A Comprehensive Review and Future Perspectives on Taste Receptors in Male Reproduction"
Nah, they go with: "Taste perception: from the tongue to the testis"
Short and concise to the point. Scientists have a sense of humorous wordplays after all.
Who uses the word "testis" in a scientific article?
- I'm most definitively probably 100% maybe sure it is a scientific word.

I'm sitting here with explosive diarrhoea and this would be somewhat worse if my balls could taste.

You realize you're supposed to take your underwear off before using the toilet, right?
- I do, yes. Did you miss the "explosive" part?

It works it really works

It might have just been chance, you better replicate it to check.
- Don't get cocktea on me. I done made scrotonade.

Reminds me of that South Park episode where Cartman proves you can eat from your ass and shit from your mouth.

Martha Stewart with the turkey 🤌🏻

But why

Prehistoric dangling diabetes detectors
- What
Why else would it be called teabagging?
Thats how you're supposed to check if your tea has been sweetened properly before consumption
- Doesn't seem to work properly on iced tea, so test it before cooling.

So that's why everything tastes like dick all the time...

1980: in the future, we'll have flying cars! 2024: Stop dipping your balls in soy sauce you fucking idiots

But Cubs did win.
Yeah! soy sauce isn't sweet! do it again but try sugar water this time you fuckin clowns!

Someone please call the science memes community! Misinformation is winning against me!!

The treat that's salty and sweet!

The testis taste test.

Sounds like a load of bollocks to me

My honeymoon could have gotten quite a twist

Teabag on teabag anyone?

Uhhh I have never heard of this but I might test it...

Brb, finding a cup of nacho cheese dip

Want to be a nacho nacho man

Tastes