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6mo ago

Officers seize bag with ‘Definitely not a bag full of drugs’ printed on it – and it was full of drugs, Police Bureau says

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Officers seize bag with ‘Definitely not a bag full of drugs’ printed on it – and it was full of drugs, Police Bureau says

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6mo ago

Officers seize bag with ‘Definitely not a bag full of drugs’ printed on it – and it was full of drugs, Police Bureau says

www.oregonlive.com /crime/2024/10/officers-seize-bag-with-definitely-not-a-bag-full-of-drugs-printed-on-it-and-it-was-full-of-drugs-police-bureau-says.html

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6mo ago

Police seize bag with "Definitely not full of drugs" printed on it...

www.oregonlive.com /crime/2024/10/officers-seize-bag-with-definitely-not-a-bag-full-of-drugs-printed-on-it-and-it-was-full-of-drugs-police-bureau-says.html

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The rules were that you guys weren’t going to fact check

The true crime was the lie
- Nope. The picture shows the bag contained other illegal items, therefore it wasn't full of drugs.
  
  That's just more lies
  
  There were more molecules of air than the total number of drugs.

Inconceivable
- You keep using that word...

At least if you're gunna do crime, have a sense of humor about it

All warfare is deception
- I think the only deception in this case was self-inflicted.

"I have a great idea"

...but the bag said!

Damm I really thought that would work Ill throw away my bag that says the same thing.

Fuck the police.
- Generally I would agree. but after reading the first couple paragraphs, I think I gotta back the police up on this one.
  
  stealing a car is bad, but the majority of the process is insurance companies anyway, the police are a minor part of the bureaucratic process.

Nobody asking if the bag belonged to Baggenstos? Nominative determinism win?

https://youtube.com/shorts/ooit1goJ0vs?si=OatlTXreIgxdigfc

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