4mo ago

Police seize bag with "Definitely not full of drugs" printed on it...

www.oregonlive.com Officers seize bag with ‘Definitely not a bag full of drugs’ printed on it – and it was full of drugs, Police Bureau says

Mia Rochelle Baggenstos, 37, and Reginald Lamont Reynolds, 35, were arrested for delivery of methamphetamine, unlawful possession of methamphetamine, unauthorized use of a vehicle and possession of a stolen vehicle.

...and it contained a meth/fent dealer starter kit; cash, gun, drugs and scales.

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4mo ago

Officers seize bag with ‘Definitely not a bag full of drugs’ printed on it – and it was full of drugs, Police Bureau says

www.oregonlive.com /crime/2024/10/officers-seize-bag-with-definitely-not-a-bag-full-of-drugs-printed-on-it-and-it-was-full-of-drugs-police-bureau-says.html

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4mo ago

Officers seize bag with ‘Definitely not a bag full of drugs’ printed on it – and it was full of drugs, Police Bureau says

www.oregonlive.com /crime/2024/10/officers-seize-bag-with-definitely-not-a-bag-full-of-drugs-printed-on-it-and-it-was-full-of-drugs-police-bureau-says.html

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Buying that bag and putting drugs in it is a definite power move

Was it only partially full so it would still be technically correct?
- Looks pretty full to me!
  
  Perhaps, but not exclusively of drugs.

It’s the modern day equivalent of a swag bag!

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- Oh shit! I just got this, heard great things.

Great starter set 10/10 would buy again

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Was it the smarter cop that thought the inscription was a lie? Or was it the dumber cop that just couldn't read?
On a note I've had a scale similar to the small one for like twenty years, mine still have the lid and all. Batteries last forever. 10/10 would recommend.

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