Cursed cheeseboard
Needs more Kraft singles.
Listen, not all of us can afford grape scissors.
Speaking as someone who's done this before, I'm pretty sure that glass was originally a candle.
If you think about it, all glass once was a candle!
I think if you stick to one glass on a weekday, should be fine.
Good for your heart, even.
Lose the glass. Embrace the de-boxed space bag with a spigot.
Get a long crazy straw and then squeeze the bag under your arm like the patron saint of bagpipes and alcoholism.
Goon of fortune.
Slap the bottle doesn’t hit as hard as slapping the bag!
Where's the straw?
Now I want a Moscato juice pouch. Are these a thing yet? How do I make this a thing?
Are you in a locker room? By yourself? Why? And with this assortment of cheese? Why?
Those cheeses pair nicely with the locker room scent. If you were cultured you would know this.
Wine and cheese party I'd guess
speaking as someone who is currently trying to stop drinking every day: this looks delicios
I do this and if you add a slice of fruit to the edge no one questions it at all
Damn right 1 glass! This is the way
Wine and cheese, classics
Add Ice Cubes?
Big Carl vibes.
I'm more of a beer gal myself but I could still go for some right about now. I really need to take the edge off.
Add some maple syrup. But goes better with rosé.
