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chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Diuretic_Materialism [he/him] @hexbear.net

2 mo. ago

I just had the BEST hustle idea, we should make an anti-woke beer!

Probably already a thing, but I worked in a brewery for a little bit, and there's this thing called contract brewing where you get another brewery to make beer for you and then you sell it under your branding.

So we find some brewery, have them make a couple batches of the cheapest ass pale ale they can (pale ale is probs the cheapest beer you can make on scale), and then slap labels that say "Anti-Woke Beer, No SOY! Made with Liberal Tears!" And sell it and get $$$.

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- weak men make bad beer
  
  bad beer makes strong men
  
  etc etc
  
  But then strong men make weak beer.
- I wonder if they made a mistake on not also branding their 200mg espresso cans to suburban mothers and college kids
:socialism-beer:
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The grifters were way ahead of you on this one. "Ultra Right" beer.
- Yeah, I was going to say I'm pretty sure they've done that. Hell, they've even done anti-woke water
Spitballing brand names:

The Ku Klux Kans

4cans

GOPints

Chuggin' Chud.

Chugchud

Triumph of the Wheat

Seig Hop

Nectar of Hyperborea
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  Golden American Manly Eagle Reserve
  
  Good name, but I think Golden Heritage is perfect for a fashy beer name. It just sounds so larpy.
- Liber-ale Tears
  
  Mar-a-Lager
  
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  I thought of adding some Trump theme’d beer but I’m also conflicted because Trump doesn’t drink.
The "The sale of this beer does NOT go towards funding Maoist Guerrillas in the Philippines" label has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the label
There's a hard seltzer called Happy Dad that uses the Nazi NFT monkey on its packaging.
- MFW they literally called themselves Yuga labs.
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can’t have good beer anymore, because of woke.
All beer is anti-woke because they make me sleepy. Need to get back to my uni levels of alcohol tolerance to own the libs.
I'm sure this has been done. checks Yeah, and it's the tackiest I've seen: "Conservative Dad’s Ultra Right 100% Woke-Free American Beer".
i don't remember the brand, but i do remember having seen contract anti-woke beer being advertised before lmao
- also, Minhas is a contract brewer that makes absolute garbo for TJ's so that's got my vote
Would be great if it included soy tho
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- Don't quote me on this but I wouldn't be surprised if brewers added soy lecithin to stouts for creaminess/mouth feel
I think the dude that did the anti-woke razors and chocolate has already gotten on it.
Is there a way to add a tactical grip to the cans?
I'm the old Norm, I just want normal beer!

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