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internet funeral @lemmy.world Porridge @lemm.ee 2 mo. ago

wow

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take me the fuck back
- To waiting 3 minutes for a 178kb jpeg to load?
  
  but also no social media brainwashing, mass surveillance, and the like.
  
  yep. fuck it.
Not a javascript in sight. Just people enjoying their internet. And cheese.
- enjoy
https://web.archive.org/web/20090821165233/http://geocities.com/Hollywood/Film/6451/
- you beat me to the punch
This is the ideal web design. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
- Pure HTML, untarnished by the poison of CSS and Javascript.
Popup:
- I don't know why but I made it my new lock screen, thanks.
- This looks way shittier than I remember it.
- One example of explicitly learning why you don't click on something when it says click here.
How did they manage to center the text???
- <center> was a thing
- Its not vertically centered, so probably with
  
  <center></center>
- It was easy before CSS
- Tables and/or spacer gifs.
Now this is the real internet funeral
I kinda miss the animated logos you would see in Netscape and Internet Explorer.
- Os-tan!
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When it was still possible to find the ends of the internet before 1 AM.
Dear god... no...
Cheese actually contains a low dose opiate analog.
- Opiates actually just trigger the cheese receptors in the brain
  
  Here's a model recreation of the cheese molecule entering the cheese receptor
- Cheddar is the opiate of the masses
Wow

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