28 0 ReplyThis has to be breaking at least a few laws.
27 0 ReplyNeeds crossposted to !foodcrimes@midwest.social
7 0 ReplyThis is a 3rd degree food-crime, definitely premeditated.
3 0 ReplyRight on it
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Gross, I can't believe anyone would do something so disgusting! Using a plastic spatula making everything taste like melted plastic.
18 2 ReplyI know I'm not in a great position to give culinary criticism as a Dutchman but what the actual fuck
13 0 ReplyOne word:
Hagelslag
5 0 ReplyHagelslag met pindakaas
Chocolate sprinkles with peanut butter
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Don't you Dutchies have pancakes with meat, fruit, and eggs all in one?
3 1 ReplyWe do have pancakes with bacon or cheese yes, but they are typically combined with "stroop" (sugarbeet syrup), not fruits. At least, not to my knowledge.
A worse food crime we do is the pickled herring with raw onions, imo.
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the plastic spatula is the scariest part of this picture
12 0 ReplyEveryone talking about microplastics while not getting enough macroplastics in their diet.
11 0 ReplyI get that through eating the bottles
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Wait until you find out about tires.
7 1 ReplyIt's healthy living
4 0 ReplyFor me it's wood or nothing. Metal scratches the pans; plastic seasons my meal with microplastics. Most woods used in the kitchen are naturally antibacterial. It's a win-win.
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I'd eat that
9 0 ReplyOf course. Protein and chocolate, it's got everything your body craves.
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'mericans...
8 1 ReplyWell it's Milka chocolate from Switzerland, so I'm not so sure about that
20 0 ReplyI'm from Europe, bitches! Yes, I can eat my eggs raw how about you, Americans?!
14 0 ReplyWell it's Milka chocolate from Switzerland, so I'm not so sure about that
I thought milk-a chocolate was from Italy?
14 0 ReplyIt's owned by American food conglomerate Mondelez.
3 1 ReplyMilka is produced in Germany since the 90s. And we Swiss people don't like it.
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I mean we could actually make this a lot worse and put a Hershey bar in there, I'm sure the butyric acid will kick it up a notch... At least they're using Milka
2 0 ReplyI suppose you have yet to see English or Germans eating... It's... An unpleasant experience.
2 6 ReplyAs a German, I have seen Germans eating. I think.
7 0 ReplyAs a German I'm interested what you mean. Care to share an example, preferably visual?
4 0 ReplyWhat exactly did you see?
3 0 ReplyCould you maybe not fucking mention us in the same sentence with England when it comes to food?
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Is this how Cadbury creme eggs are made?
7 0 ReplyAlmost. They prepare the eggs in this fashion, then the Asian palm civet eats it and takes a dump in the classic creme egg shape you know and love.
8 0 ReplyUnparalleled stencil work each and every dump
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Thank you sir, you ruined my day
5 0 ReplyRude
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...why?
5 0 ReplyBreakfast time
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5 1 ReplyI want this with white chocolate
4 0 ReplyWhenever I make curry I use these square blocks. Every time I just sort of casually ask my girlfriend "How much choco do you want in here? I'm thinking a lot." as I break off pieces into the wok.
Gets her every time. 😂
3 0 Replyplease commit unalive
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