Their divinely promised lands that they never had before 1940. Just reminding everyone that Western powers gave international Jews land that was already occupied, based on a book of fairy tales from the Bronze Age. We created this problem.
What if we just wished they would give up their driver's licenses, stop voting, and stop watching the news (or the "news")? That would have the same objectively positive impact on the world without requiring any deaths.
The difference being a landfill might one day be mined for raw materials, whereas no one past your grandchildren will know about your time capsule until archaeologists discover it and misattribute all your sentimental crap as religious or sexual paraphernalia.
Hopefully he won't have to worry about a place to live, as the felonies he committed will get him a cushy cell, complete with a roommate!
If they lay off employees, they have to pay severance and/or unemployment. If the employees quit due to unreasonable mandates, they can be fired with "cause".
And, the important second part to that, is to join a club without looking to date. Men (and very occasionally women) who join clubs or teams or whatever with dating as the first priority smell like desperation and end up making the experience worse for everyone, including themselves.
ITT: I found a term that allows me to demonize the left, so I can stay comfortably oppressed in the center.
Or they know and are ok with it because they're cis, white, males who call themselves christian.
Non-jewish boys often go through the same ritual, even in a jew-hating religion, because of "tradition".
Context specific definitions are the bane of my autistic existence. Figuring out context is a waste of brainpower that could be better used having anxiety over situations that aren't going to happen.
/Completely serious, but not quite as strongly as worded here.
Even a baby step is a step in the right direction, but can we be honest with the naming here? "Mildly Inconvenience Wall Street Landlords with a Tax They will pass on to their Renters Act" is more wordy, but tells you everything you need to know.
The penis rock in that screenshot has such detail!
"Would you like to donate money to us that we pretty pretty promise will go to some vague charity while we reap the tax benefits? No? Are you sure? Fine, we'll just ask you next time (regardless of your answer this time)."
I can do that author one better (or three better):
For sale: baby.
First wish, a lawyer who specializes in genie law. Unfortunately, the lawyer draws up a contract that screws you out of most of your wishes, not because of the genie's influence, but because they're a lawyer.
Any system that concentrates power in the hands of the few is bad for the many.
Capitalism is just what most of the world calls it at the moment.
When I was being raised as a young earth creationist, the earth was supposedly 12,000-20,000 years old. Then it was 10,000 years old. Then only 6,000. After I outgrew that nonsense, I joked that in a few decades YECs would say that their god created the earth in 1980, and anyone older than 40 are agents of the devil sent to test your faith.
- Return your shopping cart to the corral when you're done with it.
- Use your signal when turning or changing lanes.
- All passive income is taxed at 100,000%.
If you're tossing a ball around in the backyard and throw it too far, you'd need to pack for an excursion to go get it.