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  • Their divinely promised lands that they never had before 1940. Just reminding everyone that Western powers gave international Jews land that was already occupied, based on a book of fairy tales from the Bronze Age. We created this problem.

  • Boomers spent their lives accumulating stuff. Now their kids are stuck with it.
  • What if we just wished they would give up their driver's licenses, stop voting, and stop watching the news (or the "news")? That would have the same objectively positive impact on the world without requiring any deaths.

  • Boomers spent their lives accumulating stuff. Now their kids are stuck with it.
  • The difference being a landfill might one day be mined for raw materials, whereas no one past your grandchildren will know about your time capsule until archaeologists discover it and misattribute all your sentimental crap as religious or sexual paraphernalia.

  • Anon gives up dating apps
  • And, the important second part to that, is to join a club without looking to date. Men (and very occasionally women) who join clubs or teams or whatever with dating as the first priority smell like desperation and end up making the experience worse for everyone, including themselves.

  • #notaseagull
  • Context specific definitions are the bane of my autistic existence. Figuring out context is a waste of brainpower that could be better used having anxiety over situations that aren't going to happen.

    /Completely serious, but not quite as strongly as worded here.

  • Store making me feel like an outcast because of privacy concerns
  • "Would you like to donate money to us that we pretty pretty promise will go to some vague charity while we reap the tax benefits? No? Are you sure? Fine, we'll just ask you next time (regardless of your answer this time)."

  • Half as Hot
  • First wish, a lawyer who specializes in genie law. Unfortunately, the lawyer draws up a contract that screws you out of most of your wishes, not because of the genie's influence, but because they're a lawyer.

  • Eat lead
  • When I was being raised as a young earth creationist, the earth was supposedly 12,000-20,000 years old. Then it was 10,000 years old. Then only 6,000. After I outgrew that nonsense, I joked that in a few decades YECs would say that their god created the earth in 1980, and anyone older than 40 are agents of the devil sent to test your faith.

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