Just get a smaller car, pal!

Double parking should be an automatic tow even if half the lot is empty.

That's not a little white car. That's just a white car. Fuck cars, but fuck these monstrosities that wouldn't be street legal in any reasonable country especially.

$130K?

Mate, the second he left the dealership, a piece of shit like that devalued to $FuckAll for obvious Australian reasons.

But enjoy the loan payments, being laughed at, and this shit whenever going shopping.

Nobody likes these fucks in the giant trucks. I run a condo and those trucks stick out about 2 feet into the driveway and fit tightly on the wide side. We started banning them and it pissed off a few rednecks, but if you buy a car that literally doesn't fit in your parking spot, that's your problem.

Emotional support truck! Loooooool.

That's too much for a truck that's never going to see real work. All hat, no cow.

"Little" white car? That's a completely normal-sized car.

If your expensive emotional support truck is too precious to be parked in a parking lot don't take it to one. Ride a bike instead.

I hope someone slashes his tires.

130k

I basically treat truck drivers the way I treat cops at this point. Keep a safe distance and treat them like really stupid but dangerous and highly aggressive animals. Not surprising at all that most cops drive trucks.

Wow, it costs alot of money to be an idiot. You can get a truck that is equally, if not more functional for 10 grand. You could even super splurge and get one for 30k that is even incredibly similar on the non-functional stuff too.

I drive an ‘92 geo metro just so I can park my car there and then abandon it if need be. Fuck you, fuck your truck, and fuck your money.

Imagine thinking the car is the asshole in this situation

As a truck owner (i have a farm) i am paranoid a hell about being evenly between the lines. If you can't afford to take care of your pavement princess when it gets dings then maybe you should get something buy something in your budget.

Truck driver has some "I'm The Main Character" energy

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who does this. I've had the great pleasure of doing this to the driver door of two giant asshole truck drivers in the last week. #justcompactcarthings

Update for anyone reading this later, the first truck definitely had to climb through the passenger seat, but unfortunately I had to leave before the second one did. It was overnight too! :(

queenslanders dont say "pal" like that

deffo looks like a queensland carpark though 🤔

edit: did a reverse image search, according to reddit its an old satirical post by "Barry Barrington"... still weird to end it in "pal" and not "mate"

If you take the end spot and then park far away from the curb to be a dick, you probably deserve to get your car banged up. I love end spots. I snuggle right up against that curb.

Back when I used to drive a POS like that Nissan I would intentionally park next to people parked like that (usually giant trucks) but against their driver door, in such a way that I could get out but they couldn't get in.

I also punch the mirrors of cars parked in bike lanes.

I’m impressed the guy in the white car was able to get out of that

Also the dude in the big truck has a small penis, this just convinced me.

If you buy a car that's a problem, I will make sure it becomes your problem and not mine.

!fuckcars@lemmy.world

As someone who had a car and wanted to avoid door dings: you have to do this at the far back of the parking lot when the majority are empty. If the parking lot is mostly full, you have to park somewhere else

$130k? Is that for real? What a scam

another massive beef of mine, though ironically, i think older cars were much better along this line, since you could probably just open the door all the way in a parking lot and it wouldn't even be close to touching the other cars.

Doors are fucking annoying bro. Why do they gotta be so fucking big. I have to shimmy my way out through the door while holding it in between notches because it won't fucking sit still outside of them.

Wish American parking lots had shade like this.

I found a guy parking like that at work with an overpriced truck like that, so i scoped him out and it ended up being the chief of my division, my bosses' boss. They are paying him too much.

Looks like Stocklands in gold coast

Or some caltrops

It couldn't get bumped by doors on the right. There isn't another spot

Could work to park a moped over on that side though

I didn't know these ridiculously oversized vehicles also came with a free ridiculously oversized entitlement complex.

i'm not your pal friendo

Is this a woolies car park ?

Nice truck. Sorry about the tiny peepee.

If I lived in the US, I would need to bring molotovs with me on every trip to deal with cars like this.

Dudes, it’s a picture of a married couple. The text is AI generated and unrelated.