Chick-Fil-A Hatches Plans For Streaming Service
Chick-Fil-A Hatches Plans For Streaming Service As Reality TV Comes Home To Roost
What will be the name of Homophobic Chicken’s streaming service?
not the onion wtf
it's almost certainly going to be targeting kids to cement brand loyalty and be the sort of thing Osteen TradMoms can put on baby Zebulon's tablet so he'll be quiet during her MLM Brand Ambassador Party.
I think it will have a farmcore lifestyle name, like HappyAcresTV or FamilyDish or some shit.
though, it would be hilarious if one of their heirs lost their mind and insisted it be called BloodOfTheLambMAX or JESUS CHRIST IS LORD TV
baby Zebulon’s
Half surprised this isn't the name of one of Elon's kids
Their ad campaigns are particularly annoying these days. A lot of "funny" videos of cows trying to convince people to eat chicken.
Feels really ghoulish to portray animals being killed for food as aware of that fact and then implying they are trying to get others to be killed and eaten in their place.
I hope it's not just more of that but in long form.
What feels ghoulish to you is the source of the humor for chuds, who find it titillating to think of the animal slaves killing each other for their favor like some kind of Animal Augustus Caesar sitting atop the coliseum
The Chick Fil A cows are the animal equivalent of compradores.
They will face justice for their lack of solidarity, but they are far from being first in line.
This is a 25 year old ad campaign
They put up a billboard on my commute and I saw a commercial for the first time last week. I used to live far away enough from one of their restaurants.
Cock-a-Tube
Nice profile pic
Nobody has said ChickFlix yet, it's right there
Probably something weak like ChickTV+
The service will be inaccessible on Sundays.
One of our resident media chuds does this with his yerba mate webstore
Missing the bandwagon by a few years there
I have exclusive footage of their board meeting:
I never pay attention to reality tv so I had no idea non-entertainment companies produce shows.
Chick-Fil-A, known for its fried chicken sandwiches, is the latest company outside of the entertainment industry to move into making its own originals. It joins the likes of Lyft, which has produced shows such as Lucky Lyft, a game show hosted by Bob The Drag Queen, and Airbnb, which previously produced documentary Gay Chorus Deep South that aired on MTV.
What will be the name of Homophobic Chicken’s streaming service?
intolerance(dot)com
Putting my bid in for "Chick-Fil-M".
Chicken-themed companies and failed streaming services, name a more iconic duo
Come on internet, time to use Rule 34 for the powers of good...
This isn't bad posting