I like making Americans big mad.

So it's blurred, but I definitely see the matching hue of Florida and Canada, which I'm interpreting as meaning the two are one in the same. I'm cool with being Canada's shorts if y'all are willing take that shit show off of our shoulders!

Speaking as an American, I’d like to say that any other American who gets sincerely mad at this deserves to be messed with. It’s funny. Get over yourself.

I mean, this implies that Canada is a hapless idiot who walks around with its cock out, so this feels more like a dunk on the canucks

Hey, as gently as this can be: maybe it's time to change your shorts, Canada. They appear to be full of shit.

Pretty sure they’re plenty mad amongst themselves as it is.

Of course Florida is the wiggly jiggly bit.

90% of the population of Canada lives within about 100 miles of the United States border. Canada being America's hat makes moree sense in that respect.

But Florida is clearly a cock, so... I'm into it.

Incidentally, 100 miles north-to-south is about the height of Connecticut from the Mass to NY borders.

I like how Alaskans refer to the rest of the US as the southern states.

If big mad means "leaves 'em grinnin'" then mission accomplished.

Thanks!

I've always referred to florida as America's wang, but it's clearly Canada's

I like the sentiment, though it would be even better if Canada was facing backwards and Florida was a dangling turd instead of a dangling penis.

Bruh. We Americans know Florida is just our wang.

Floridick

American here, you forgot that Texas is a big poopy diaper. Otherwise no notes. 👍

I'll allow it.

(That's a joke. I'll encourage it, in fact.)

Credentials: am American.

Haha that's great, but you have some sort of VD going on on your cock, mate.

Please see a doctor

Europe staring across the pond:

Canada's got that Hank Hill ass with California.

Jorts

American here: This shit is funny.

So now I can explain to foreigners that its technically Canada fucking the rest of the world with their Florida penis. Excellent.

Canada is embarrassingly drunk, as usual.

Shorts with a hoodie attached (Alaska)

Someone get this info to Milano or Paris

Does it cancel out because we also made fun of Florida?

Canada looks like blood exploding out of pants

Someone’s mom totally gonna blow me through these jorts!

It's a tiny wang.

What da Mexico doin?

Lol Florida would be a dick.😆 What does that say about all the old people we exile to the Floridian badlands. Is it a metaphor for rebirth?

lol, how long has this meme been around.

Someone arrest this perv!

I like that Canada is drunk with it’s dick out

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European here, i think mexicos cool. North america actually has two normal countries and then the us

Is Florida the dick? Or Texas? Or Mexico?