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oh my god a new generation is making different slang and memes? should we kill them????
- I don't think the issue is that it's new or different. I think the problem is the amount. It feels like pop culture is a firehose now. It definitely feels like the democratization of culture that happened with the rise of the internet has kind of saturated our ability to process things.
  
  This is the first generation truly raised on the internet and the speed of new slang reflects that.
- maybe

Lemmy really showing its ass with memes about gen z slang. Kai Cenat is just a person, Unc has been around since the fucking 80s. Its ok for language to change. ITS GOING TO BE OK, BOOMER
- Fucking some of these memes make me feel 20 years younger than everyone else here
  
  You lost the game.
- Yeah a handful are just memes/references, like Raygun, Turkish shooter, JD Vance couch, and Hawk Tuah

What's wrong with galvanized square steel? It's a strong, corrosive resistant material great for regular use in damp environments. Just don't cut it, weld it, eat it, etc. Zinc isn't all that healthy in large amounts.
- Little John uses that shit for everything.

Come the fuck on people, didn't you make the same promise to yourself that I did to be better to the generation that follows you than the previous generation was to yours?
This shit is so fucking stupid. Do better and don't become a fucking boomer
- maybe i'm missing context here but i fail to see how this is critiquing the new generation? it's just showing a person overwhelmed by (perceived) new slang, there's no judgment cast here
  
  Subtext. It's the suggestion that these terms are so incomprehensible as to be overwhelming in the first place. The subtext is that the younger generation is exhausting, specifically in their nonsense or otherness. There's assuming good faith and then there is intentionally ignoring the forest for the trees, and I think your suggestion is more for the latter than the former, frankly.

I’ve never heard most of these terms. Is that the joke?
- Nah. It just means that you have a healthy relationship with the internet and those who recognize most of it should go touch grass.
- Someone explain them all in a list now. Go!
  
  no

How are half of these "Gen Alpha phrases"? The edging Wikipedia article was created in 2004, for example.
- yeah but it's mainstream now
- Simply means that those terms/phrases are en vogue right now. Generally spoken generations are usually heavily influenced by the generation before them, popularizing things that someone before came up with
- It's mainstream and also sometimes used outside of the strictly sexual context now

This meme sucks and punching down on the next generation sucks even worse, so instead of focusing on all that noise here's a fun NSFW manga about Gen Alpha slang instead.
- Nah, this is largely gen z slang. Still agree with you though.
  
  Just like borders, generational divides are fictional constructs. In reality there is enormous overlap between generations.

I don't think anyone needs to get twisted defending zoomer slang. The whole point of this gibberish is that it ~~fucking sucks~~ is shitposting.
You mog into the abyss
It mogs back
Get mogged idiot

wow, way to devolve into the YouTube comments section, Lemmy. that's so not fetch.

I mean, if the boss says it's a meme, I agree with him. Whatever the boss says, that's the rule, I tell ya. I'm a real gooner for the boss. I goon for him like, 4-5 days a week so that one day I can pay some good guys to goon for me. Crime pays, boys!

"Chat" being the worst one by far imo
- breaking the fourth wall IRL? i think it's brilliant. my generation got halfway there with "meta": "chat" is just the next step past that.

Most of these terms and phrases are modern, but some wouldn't be out of place in the past. Demure and Chalant aren't new words, only more popular now. Locked in is a common phrase I've heard since I was a kid! Lover boy? Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy? Are you fucking kidding me?
These might have additional context attached to them when compared to the past, but they shouldn't be incomprehensible. Whoever made this isn't just out of touch with current culture, but culture in general 😑

I kinda want to make videos of old boomers using all the alpha slang to watch the chao ensue.
- Old bloomers are in their late seventies man. They're not doing much at all these days.
  
  That's what would make them using the slang correctly so funny.

i continue to believe that the whole concept of zoomer brain rot is almost entirely perpetuated by outside media as clickbait engagement farming.
Some of it has existed for like decades now and people suddenly act as if it's horrid new slang, like "locked in" is fucking ancient and "chat"/"clip that" are just stuff all streamers say. It's no different than using sailing or theatre terms.