You know about Elf on the Shelf, but what about:
Alternate title: The trial never ends, even when nature calls.
ETA: if folks can't tell, this is an EXO-6 figurine I own. I welcome other ideas for funny pictures to take with him.
Omnipotent being on a thing used for peeing.
...you magnificent bastard.
De lancie looking fancy?
John on the john.
De Lancie on the W. C. ...nah doesn't have a nice ring to it.
John De Lancie dropping his pants, see.
Q on a vaguely pink/peach closed toilet bowl lid, pointing accusingly.
Doesn't really have the same ring tho
Q taking a poo
No Scotty on the potty?
Humanity's judge, making fudge
Great, I have to use the can AND I have to answer for all mankind's wrong doing, jeez.
You walk into your bathroom and see this
The trial never ends
Q on the... Toilet? John? Porcelain Throne? What word for toilet rhymes with Q? 🤨
If you didn't see the other comments, it's Q in the Loo 😁
Confucius say, man who sits on toilet is high on pot
Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.
Is that a cardinal on the urinal?
Humps on the Bump
Pumps on the wump
Smecs on the Pecs
Briskets on the Biscuits
Crumbs on the Bum
Lumps on the Grump