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I think I don't get it.
The transitive property in action: Mini-soda = Minnesota = Oregon
I must be OOtL. I got the mini soda to Minnesota allusion but how does Oregon factor into this?
It's a shitpost, the joke is that it's the wrong state
That's what I was missing.
This is the kinda community that requires more than 5 hours of sleep to digest. I know now.
Gah fuck. Should have looked at what sub I was in.
Oregano
So obvious, not sure why I didn't see it before!
It's because they made it up. No one has ever referred to Oregon as a small Minnesota before.
They are stretching the story to fit the truth.
Only because half the metro population of Portland are Minnesota ex-state-triats.
Mini soda - Minnesota.
= Oregon?
O R E G O N
YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY
Real talk, I have the Oregon Trail video game board game and my wife and I were playing it for the first time and she said "you start first so I know what to do" so I flipped the first card and immediately died of a rattlesnake bite leaving her to play on her own
I haven't really played the board game, as my wife and I usually get caught up in longer ones. But I do have childhood memories of killing many a brave group of pioneers with poor planning and too much bad meat.
Better than DYED OF DYSENTARY.
Probably a fine dye so long as you don't mind everything you own being that color. Not to mention the smell. And being dead of course.
Love dying of Disney...
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