I recently found out that theres this magic chemical called "estrogen" that has incredible anti-aging properties. Everyone I know who takes it looks younger by the year!
I had one older woman tell me if you're younger than her you're a sweetheart, that's the rule. Makes me wonder about other southerners and language rules.
when southern women are saying bless your heart it means they want you 6 feet under with a fork up your ass.
When they say βI love that for youβ it means you have just said the most painfully boring and stupid thing imaginable and your entire existence deserves to be put under review.
This is what Iβve learned from my brief time in the south.
I just call everyone "dear" by default because that's what the old lady I worked next to said for so many years. I don't care how socially inept it makes me look.