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Environmentalists Warn U.S. Running Out Of Small Wooded Areas Where Buddies Can Smoke Up

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WASHINGTON—In a sobering report on the impact of climate change and deforestation, U.S. environmentalists warned Monday that the nation was running out of small wooded areas where a group of buddies could smoke up. “Sadly, accelerating levels of industrialization have led us to a point where our nat...

Environmentalists Warn U.S. Running Out Of Small Wooded Areas Where Buddies Can Smoke Up
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