A legend has left us

Permabanned for getting my hopes up like that.

Flying Squid doing the Lord's Work again

don't give me hope

Best I can do is a grazed ear.
- Dead of soul & mind, only. Damn the hope I had before seeing this is a shitpost.

Hey bud don’t threaten me with a good time eh

Fake it until you make it

Yes
- You’re never gonna give that one up hey

Thank goodness for the context, I could have been misled about something important.

I don't know if it's just because it's cropped but I love how the context doesn't even clarify that he isn't actually dead lol

That's the joke.
He's not physically dead.
I believe the joke was that misinformation was allowed on Xitter by some tweet from Musky.
To which they responded by falsely reporting on his death.

If only if it was actually real 😭😭😭

Damn, I had my hopes on this one. Two misses in one month is a pretty bad record.

Glorious community added context

Fuck you for getting me excited

Wow, and this was from a verified account, so it's definitely real. Shit...

Oh well. Rest in piss and blood emeralds, you bloated fuck. Your kids hated you and nobody loved you (especially your dad that has sex and children with your sister).

This was the first thing I saw in my post wake up doom scrolling. You made me think today was going to be a good day.

Legend. Yeah.

You people are vile, wishing someone to be dead.

In context, it's a joke about how Elon removed protections against misinformation, not about wishing death on him. The joke only works if you know he's alive.
- The joke only works if people have a semblance of a sense of humor. That can be rare hearabouts sometimes.
- It was more of a reaction to the comments than the original post tho.
Ok ok ok, I'm going to lay this out for you.
Elon Musk wants people like me dead. They cannot be convinced otherwise and be giving them the time of day to try convince them not to kill me is, genuinely, a waste of time. They have made up their mind and believe that I am irredeemable.
His ideology itself is a declaration of the will to kill people, this isn't a case of "his opinion", his ideology in itself declares people like me unworthy of a happy, healthy and full life.
Wishing harm upon people like these is an act of self defense, not an act of wanton cruelty.
They want me dead so, I'm just giving them the same courtesy
- Then you're no better than them I guess 🤷‍♂️
You should go to the places where people want others dead for how they were born, not the fact that they cause massive suffering, and tell them that.
- Different sides of the same apple.
"Some people should die, that's just unconscious knowledge" - Jane's Addiction, Pigs in Zen
- Mother fuckin pigs!
If it makes you feel better, I wish I were dead too 👍 This world would be better off without some people, some people would be better off without this world 🤷
Don’t care, didn’t ask
Plus, you’re a dipshit
- I hit a nerve it seems.
Paradox of tolerance motherfucker.
Look it up
- It's a paradox alright. Are you supposed to be one of the tolerant? Can't tell.
Despite getting three reports I won't take action against Ulph. They don't seem to be a troll. I don't believe in removing proples comments just because they are morons
It seems like this community isn't as peaceloving as they made it out to be. It seems like the lines are fading.