I thought this was heavily edited, but no. It's from a real comic, and the only edit was changing "use" and "does."
"If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry."
GNU Terry Pratchett
I love Scarfolk Council stuff.
Oh come on...
You can't hang an awesome horn up like that and not expect everyone not to honk it...
That's like putting out a bell and telling people they can't ring it!
Just put a sign saying "$1 per toot." I'd pay it at least once. Wait, no 3 times. Maybe 4.
-walks in wearing a full clown costume and slaps a 100 dollar bill on the table
A challenge.
I'd like to know of it gets used more or less often than without the "Don't"
Without the "Don't", I'd just use it without thinking. Now I'd still want to do it but I'd get worried that the store owner might get mad.
Well now I just gotta.
oh i will
Doot
Now I want to.
I know what you'r thinking
Not even if youre horny?
Don't
HONK!
Just…
Don’t.
Whatever happened to try it before you buy it.
