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This is just like a joke my girlfriend and I have on the subject :
Google “how to remove a splinter”
Result: “You may have cancer. Here’s the top 20 paid results regarding things that have nothing to do with your problem.
It told me I was experiencing morning sickness because I've been throwing up almost daily for over a month now.
I'm AMAB.
oh shit. WebMD finally fixed their symptom checker.
used to be you'd plug in headache and it'd be like...
- You have a headache
- you have a migraine.
- you have a concussion
- you have [a whole lot of scary shit that will kill you]
now it just says "we couldn't find anything wrong with you"
"You could be dying rn or it could be absolutely nothing... It's probably nothing..unless ? Haha can't prescribe anything go see some doc meanwhile have this panic attack"