Steve Bannon Prepares for Prison
Steve Bannon Prepares for Prison
Steve Bannon is set to begin a four-month prison sentence on July 1, after resisting multiple chances to comply with a Congressional subpoena. But the Trump adviser plans to continue to sow chaos before the election.
On the brink of his prison stint, Bannon is attempting to rally an audience he calls an “army of the awakened” to sustain his anti-establishment crusade.
So he wants a "woke" army to support his crusade?
They won't cancel, they'll boycott!
They should join him in prison for solidarity.
Wake up man! These woke people are nothing but trouble!
We are the woke they are the comatose. If they wake up they wont support him.
"Roaches check in...but they don't check out.'
This reference is so old I munted it.
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Glad he is going.
Is "preparing" shoving nips in condoms up his ass?
I gotta tell yah, Steve. They rummage around in there something fierce if they catch wind of nip smuggling.
nips? Isn't that like a candy?
“There are NO conspiracies but there are NO coincidences — Stephen K. Bannon.”
Gotta love that pseudo-intellectual self-quote.
"Why are you preparing? You're always preparing! Just go!"
I always love to see Spaceballs references in the wild, but this one in this particular context is simply brilliant.
LOCK HIM UP, LOCK HIM UP
This site says it's the Federal Correctional Institution, Danbury, Connecticut. https://www.ctinsider.com/news/article/steve-bannon-danbury-ct-prison-sentence-19520231.php
You can support him by purchasing a container of Petroleum Jelly online and have it shipped to the prison and addressed to him.
Hey, Bannon. I got a recipe for pruno.... I'm not inclined to share it though.
During lockdown I tried making fruit wine without doing enough reading. It smelled like acetone and I'm pretty sure it was lightly poisonous. He can have that recipe if he wants.
Yeah, he isn’t afraid of being locked up. He’s afraid the DTs will kill him.
Homeland predicted this
Sorry to ‘actually’ this. I think what you’re referring to was a look back at disgraced general Flynn rather than a look forward.
Edit: it was not.
I was thinking about that Alex Jones/Bannonesque radio host that thinks the chain of randos is gonna go down fighting to help him avoid arrest
He looks like the guy in C Block who sells the worst weed.
Connecticut penitentiary? A state facility? How are the prisons in Connecticut? The only thing I know about the state is that they have their own form of pizza though I have no clue what that form is.