every worthwhile link on how to implement your own squeeblerizer is dead and approximately 40% archived

If I can easily call Squeeb.js from the command line, then I'm using it. I'm assuming this is something I need to do once and never again. That's my view of the hypothetical, at least. Definitely not using a c or rust library. GNU Scrimble is tempting. I honestly might try it first. I can just see myself getting lost and frustrated by the weird syntax of flags and lisp.

I'll probably have to sit there and remember how to install something to use through the command line from npm. I'll likely have an existential debate about whether it try yarn or not. I'll see where the project is now and if npm still sucks. Then I'll remember npx vaguely and try that. I'll get all of this set up and leave it in my rc files only to forget what it all is the next time I need to squeeb a snorble or use any Node cli stuff.