Trump has been unable to get bond for $464 million judgment, his lawyers say
Trump has been unable to get bond for $464 million judgment, his lawyers say
In a filing to an appeals court, Trump's attorneys said getting the bond needed to halt proceedings while they appeal is a "practical impossibility."
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473 3 ReplyThis is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen.
110 1 ReplyIt's actually quite small.
60 0 ReplyI see what you did there
10 0 ReplyI had to use a microscope to see it, but I also saw what was done there
6 0 Reply
The greatness/size ratio is off the charts!
5 0 ReplyIt's bigger than my dick.
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That looks to be a cello or bass.... Violins would have a chin rest.
45 2 ReplyUnfortunately, tardigrades love the bass and cello and hate violins so the only way to get a photo of one playing the violin would be to fake it somehow
133 0 ReplyThe bow is also on the wrong side of the bridge. Though now that I think of it, that might produce an even higher sound like you would expect of a microscopic violin?
35 1 ReplyHe’s not even holding the bow at the frog. I’m beginning to question if he even knows how to play the violin.
36 0 ReplyLook, he's trying, ok? He only started learning last week and it's an instrument made for a completely different physiology!
24 1 ReplyWith all the legs and fingery things, I feel like tardigrades would probably be better at playing the world's smallest clarinet.
5 0 ReplyI think he'd do a superb job with @FlyingSquid's trombone, too.
I mean, just look at him.
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If you're such a critic, you try teaching a tardigrade how to play a stringed instrument then.
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I'd like to subscribe to your tardigrade facts newsletter, please.
8 0 Reply
That’s for a human grade violin. This is tardi grade.
28 0 ReplyI tried zooming in on the headstock to see which direction the tuners point, but the image is all fucky.
On the shoulders alone, I'd say it's probably a cello although there are basses with round shoulders.
12 0 Replydoes he not look well rested to you
10 0 ReplyUnless of course it's made for a tardigrade which, like Donald Trump Jr, doesn't have a chin to make a chin rest at all useful.
8 1 Reply
Wow, that must be a really, really tiny violin. Where can you even get that?!
23 0 ReplyMinuscule Music and More. It's on the miracle mile right next to Kohls.
35 0 ReplyI got mine at Instruments by the Nanometer in Copenhagen!
11 1 ReplyThe one in Nørrebro or Valby?
2 0 ReplyThe new one by Ørstedsparken
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19 1 ReplyWell there's clearly a tardigrade conspiracy here that you're trying to cover up.
9 0 ReplyA real Grade T conspiracy
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Micronesia
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17 0 Reply“Yoink!”
15 2 ReplyNow THIS is a meme pic!
6 0 Reply