U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat
U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat
theonion.com
U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat
96 comments
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I thought we had a com for this that I've already blocked. Fuck sake.
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some dipshit decided to make the rules on that one say OC only. admins should probably just step in and change that lmao
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I fucking hate the internet sometimes. Acab includes our mods here.
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I agree
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I think banning onion posts is going a bit too far.
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Maybe require The Onion in the title?
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Maybe we should ban anyone who makes it obvious they only read headlines then comment
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Just trying to find a compromise
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I think a good compromise is banning those who cannot read past headlines
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mfs will really say "no investigation no right to speak" then not investigate before speaking
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name in title could go for any publication tbh
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if you want onion posts in here, ban the fakenews com and OC fakenews posting
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It's the onion come on lol
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No. I will not "come on". For a site that bends over backwards for neurodiverse people, there sure is a lot of pushback by people being like "it's just a prank bro"
Fuck that
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so it's literally fake news?
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No, it's satire. It's not trying to fool anyone.
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when i pick up a print onion i know what it is, and I am seeking it out. when someone posts an onion headline with no context i get the same WTF moment as malicious fake news and have to do extra work to determine that it is fake.
the intent of the newspaper is not the intent of the poster is not the effect on the browser.
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If clicking the link to load the article is too much work then just block the comm and move on with your life. This isn't a serious comm and Onion articles get posted here all the time.
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it's two clicks because clicking on the post loads the thread and then i have to load the article.
i block fake news I shouldn't have to block multiple comms for the same bullshit.
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I don't know about mobile apps but on desktop clicking the thumbnail opens the link directly with one click.
I don't blame you for falling for the headline, "U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat" isn't that far removed from reality. But banning all Onion articles (which get posted here all the time without any complaints) because you fell for one and got mad about it is silly.
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The Onion has been posted to this comm dozens of times in the past without any whinging. What is in the water today?
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the extra work of one mouse click
There's no such thing as print newspapers anymore, less than 0.0001% of the Onion's readership is from physical media most likely, it's all digital
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Not everyone has good Internet. What do you get out of this? Can't we just categorize stuff?
If a friend asked you to you would
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poster should just put Onion: [headline text] in the title
and it's two clicks because i load into a thread i wasn't going to click on if i knew it was fake
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Damn two clicks?!?!
The whinging you've done in this thread is enough work to sift through around 250 onion articles!
Adding "Onion:" to the headline is 6 clicks. You're asking me to do triple your work??!
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the poster does it once, everybody comes by on the site has to do it individually, that's way more total work just for you to be a lazy asshole.
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The only lazy people are those who cannot read articles
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i would have not clicked into the thread if it said onion on it
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it's the fucking onion. grow up
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So it's literally fake news?
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no it's the onion, a satirical leftist paper that is the source of 90% of the emojis on this website
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No? It's not fake news?
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no, it's the onion, a satirical leftist paper
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Leftist is quite a stretch tbh. They're left-lib at best.
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Neat. Doesn't change how I feel
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