4d ago

Pentagon Warns China Developing Love, The Greatest Weapon Of All

theonion.com Pentagon Warns China Developing Love, The Greatest Weapon Of All

ARLINGTON, VA—In a high-level alert that revealed a geo-political rival of the United States could soon become the first nation capable of wielding the most powerful force in the universe, the Pentagon warned Friday that China was actively developing love, the greatest weapon of all. The alert, issu...

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1d ago

Pentagon Warns China Developing Love, The Greatest Weapon Of All

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4d ago

Pentagon Warns China Developing Love, The Greatest Weapon Of All

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Damn! What's our status on that whole "power of friendship" thing?
- it's called a union
- 30 years of power rangers seasons and still no real progress made.
- We've been riding on the pre-1990s prototype called NATO for a while now but it appears friendship built on premise of fear didn't quite grow past the "don't stab me and I won't stab you" phase.
- I think the people of blahaj are developing the power of friendship.
  I suggest we let them cook and only ask them to weaponize it when we need it most.
  
  ...we were supposed to be developing the power of friendship? I thought we were all-in on girlkissing!
  
  Is that now how friendships are made?
  This explains why I have no female friends.