Time is an unstoppable force
Time is an unstoppable force
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Holy shit, I've accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I'm somehow only 40 years old.
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Or maybe everyone from 1998 stumbled upon the exact opposite.
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Like that dyslexic fucker who wrote 1984 in 1948 I imagine.
Edit: it's not even a good joke, apparently it was 1949.. then again it wasnt funny if accurate either, oh well
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Yeah, or not
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I mean it's technically not wrong. I'm 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.
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I'm 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.
Born again Christian who wasn't quite done sinning after the first reset? 😛
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they would have to have had a hell of a childhood
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Pun intended, I hope 😁
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Your poor mother... Viking horns couldn't have gone well when they had to put you back in
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Good thing that viking helmets never had horns (that was the invention of Catholics literally demonizing) and i wasn't wearing one at the time anyway 😄
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Hot bologna, if you're telling me How To Train Your Dragon wasnt historically accurate I'm going to spit on the ground.
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In that case, I hope your crops can use the moisture 😄
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I'm more dreading that's -4c outside, agh
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You and me both*! I would have gotten out of bed an hour or so ago, but it's too cold out there! 😄
*though it's slightly above 0 here
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Couldn't sleep, threw off my sleep schedule this weekend but have to leave for work at 2:30am (1:42 here). I'll hate myself by 4pm for sure haha
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And what was the name of your first pet?
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The same as my mother's maiden name, hunter2
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The cure was basic math
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