CDC confirms Oregon's first human case of bird flu

already saw it on reddit. "if this shit takes off you know we cant rely on the chinese to tell the truth"

"Folks, Mao had the right idea killing all the sparrows... very bad birds, not patriotic... but he didn't go far enough. You know I once had a sparrow outside Trump Tower. Living on the street, nesting in literal garbage, very sad."

The president-elect then stared into space for 35 seconds and started doing the Elaine dance.

It came from China in 1997. And they've successfully kept it somewhat contained, of it mutates to human to human contact, it's going to be in America. Burger brains will forget everything past that first sentence.