Warforged Bard
I, uh... use a pickup line with the bartender.
I will fireball you. Silence.
Roll for combing the desert
This door sure screams a lot
Are adventurers like black widows or blue-ringed octopi to dragons?
New plans everyone
I regret everything
Bloody oath
Omnom
That's considered offensive around these parts
The party made some decisions
Glorious
The deal
"And, would you believe it, you find another rickety rope bridge over a pit of lava..."
House rule: If it's in the expanded rules, NPCs don't have access to the spell.
Don't worry the new version of D&D will fix the issue.
Grog not chosen one!
Roll a D327 for me